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5 ways to get on the Delicious homepage

Via a highly scientific process, I’ve determined that the list below contains 5 surefire ways to get a post listed on the homepage of Delicious. Create a post with a title such as: 5 ways to do X Create a post with a title such as: 10 ways to do X (where X is the [...]

lolcat fun

Entirely too funny: (Via icanhascheezburger)

Flogging

Although he was unsuccessful in his attempt, I want this to serve as a warning to the rest of you ;) See here if you’re not sure what this is about.

I'm sorry :(

I didn’t think it would matter! :( ——- Heh, this video was sent to me by my brother. Too funny.

Ringtones

This is so true (via: xkcd) It cracks me up with some of the ring tones I hear, and whenever someone tries to explain why they’re using “baby got back” as their ringtone (or whatever their selection is), they always say “well, I want to know it’s my phone ringing.”  I use a regular ring [...]

Eat, Drink, Man, Woman (and Cricket) | Popular Science

Hah!  Thanks Jason Finally, the scientific finding every man has been waiting to hear: carbo-loading on doughnuts optimizes your lifespan and makes you sexually potent. Too bad the research only applies to crickets (so far . . . ). Eat, Drink, Man, Woman (and Cricket) | Popular Science.

Left behind … apparently.

This is my entire buddy-list at the moment: Who said they could go get lives and leave me behind? :( heh

Time for some fun

One day I want to be involved in the making of something like this, heh: Somewhat reminds me of this.

Flight of the Conchords

I have found these to be hilarious, to see more, check out YouTube. I’d highly recommend checking out: If You’re Into It (not really safe for work), and Selo Tape. I’ll try to update on some other stuff, but for now I just thought I’d share this :)

Writers Strike

This so perfectly sums up my feelings on the writers strike: I want my Daily Show back :( (via xkcd)

8 habits / facts

Jason decided to tag me “list eight habits or facts about yourself, then tag eight more people.” I walk to work every day. I also usually walk somewhere for lunch as well for probably a total of 2 miles spent walking per day just to get to work, get lunch, and go home (I’m proud [...]

Swear Jar

Two guys, one guitar

Funny stuff, heh.

Happy Mothers Day!

Sorry, I know I’m a little late on this one, but to make up for it, I provide you with this educational content:

Birthday

Tomorrow I turn 28 … or is it 29, er 27 maybe? Funny little story for you … one day while working at Capital One (one of my first days actually), one of my coworkers asked how old I was. I hadn’t really answered this question for quite sometime, and as sad as it sounds, [...]

Too cute

I agree Jeremy This is cute beyond belief:

Drivers License "Prank"

I had heard about this but not actually seen the videos. Then Jeremy told me that he thinks a guy we went to school with (middle/high) was one of the guys from the video so I found the videos and watched them. Sure enough, I did go to school with one of them, heh. I [...]

JibJab Year in Review

Nuckin’ Futs – The JibJab Year in Review | Send To Friends | Funny Animations at JibJab

Another YouTube video

Sorry, I know I’m posting a lot of YouTube stuff lately, but I had to share this one as well. Thanks Jason. (Takes him a minute to get going, but trust me, just watch the whole video, pretty impressive)

Office Space – Recut

Hilarious, thanks Alex.

Addiction …

Well, it’s about time I admitted to it. I am addicted … to gadgets. It’s entirely out of control, here are some of my purchases over the past year or so: HP Pavilion dv1000 Laptop WiFi Sniffer: Not just a simple key fob one, this one has a display that tells me if the network [...]