5 ways to get on the Delicious homepage

Via a highly scientific process, I’ve determined that the list below contains 5 surefire ways to get a post listed on the homepage of Delicious.

  1. Create a post with a title such as: 5 ways to do X
  2. Create a post with a title such as: 10 ways to do X (where X is the same as in #1 and includes the first 5 ways)
  3. Create a post with a title such as: 15 ways to do X (where X includes steps from #1 & #2)
  4. Create a post with a title such as: 20 ways to do X (again, where X includes steps from #1, #2 & #3)
  5. Create a post with a title such as: 42 ways to do X – the content of this post should do nothing other then link off to other sites that list ways to do X

Ringtones

This is so true (via: xkcd)

It cracks me up with some of the ring tones I hear, and whenever someone tries to explain why they’re using “baby got back” as their ringtone (or whatever their selection is), they always say “well, I want to know it’s my phone ringing.”  I use a regular ring for my cell phone and I never have a problem knowing if it’s mine or not, because no one else ever uses a regular ringer.  What’s better, I don’t annoy people with some 5 second loop of a song if I leave the ringer on.

All I want is …

… to find a company that believes in offering good customer service.  I’m growing so tired of the lackluster customer service.  I am a user of many services, and it’s getting to the point where I think it’s time to cut all or most of them off.  It’s become absurd.  I don’t expect them to be perfect, but when they make a mistake, I want to see them actively working to correct the problem, not relying on me to follow behind them with a whip to get it done.

Comcast — My issues with Comcast are well documented.  I finally got to the point where I cut two thirds of my service with them off completely.  If I could I would have cancelled it all totally, but I’m not quite willing to go without TV all together, and unfortunately, they have a monopoly on my address.  It took basically throwing a temper tantrum here on my blog to get anything at all done with them.

Apple & AT&T — Apple should be very, very ashamed to be listed side by side with AT&T.  However they’re the ones that went into an agreement with them for providing the iPhone, so they’re equally accountable.  Every one of us where I work has an iPhone.  All of us have service issues.  At home (a rather well-populated area of a large city) it’s easy for me to slip into no service, unless I properly stand on my head, pat my stomache and juggle, it’s difficult for me to get a signal.  I commonly have lesser signal if one at all then my friends do from other providers.  “More bars in more places” ?  There’s a lie if I’ve ever heard one.

Apple — Yep, once again, it’s time to list them.  MobileMe … what a crock.  It’s been nothing but trouble since they launched it.  I signed up for a trial account and was never able to login to the web interface for it.  It kept telling me invalid username or password … despite the fact that I could connect to my iDisk and IMAP into my email account (meaning I had the correct username and password).  Their email support has yet to respond to my 3 emails, and I’ve only been able to catch them on chat once.  They’ve now billed my credit card for roughly $115 … for those of you unaware, that’s not even the correct price for the MobileMe service.  They no longer have the email form up on their support website.  There’s only a link for Chat support, and it’s only available during certain hours.  Apple is supposed to be better then this.  They’re supposed to be one of those companies that represents “all I want.”

Verizon — /sigh.  They provide my DSL service.  No HUGE complaints here, although I am rather upset with the fact they’ve lied to me.  Upon the time of my first bill, I received an email saying they’d tried to charge my credit card on file and were unable to and they wanted me to login to make a payment.  The credit card is a debit card to one of my checking accounts.  It had plenty of money.  I figured maybe they had messed up when recording my credit card information during sign up, so I logged into my account and made a one time payment.  The next morning I received an email from my bank saying they had charged my card (the original one) for the exact same amount.  They double-billed me.  I called in … and of course I got India.  They asked me to fax in proof of payment for the one time payment, which I did immediately.  They told me I would receive a refund to my credit card.  I’ve never received the credit they promised.  I also confirmed with them that I wanted a refund to my credit card, not a credit to my account.  They confirmed this for me.  Guess what’s happened?  They put a credit on my account.  So instead of me getting to earn interest on the money, they’re getting to.  I can’t seem to convince anyone in India why I find this to be a problem.  My bank won’t do anything for me because they said technically I gave them permission to charge my account.  There’s a Verizon office down the street from me, but at this exact moment, I don’t have it in me to walk in and have a come-to-<insert deity here> talk with them in person.

I just don’t understand why companies have such a hard time with customer service.  They’re constantly getting away with things that if I did at my job, would result in immediate termination.

How did we get here?

Corporations are acting like they can just steamroll their bread-and-butter, the consumers.

They want access to do EFT’s directly from our bank accounts.  Ok, if they let me EFT their account, I’ll consider allowing them to do it to my account.

They are able to threaten our “permanent record” (AKA credit report) for not paying them … even if they aren’t providing their service as promised.  Tell you what, I’ll consider that fair if I can report them for not providing services as promised and have it make a financial impact on their business for up to 7 years.

If there’s a problem with our account, they can and will call us at all hours of the day or night.  Yet if we need something from them we need to call Mon-Fri between 9a-5p, or talk to someone who’s English is barely a second language.

Why are they supposed to be trustworthy with our financial information, but the idea of a consumer having their service providers financial information would be considered crazy-talk in our current paradigm.  In my opinion, it is obvious we need a paradigm shift.  The corporations have proven, crystal clear, that they cannot be trusted.

Again, how did we get here?  It’s absurd what we’re putting up with.

Credit received from Comcast

Well, I haven’t actually received another paper bill yet to have it confirmed, but I spoke with the supervisor at Comcast again and she said it had been applied to my account.  So, that’s good to hear, and I’m pretty sure I can trust that it’s been applied based on our conversation.  I feel sort of bad because she has been working hard to resolve my complaints and following up on my credit on her own.  If only all of their customer service rep’s could care as much as she does, I might not have canceled my cable modem and phone service with them.  Anyhow, I figured fair is fair, and that I should make it known that things appear to have been resolved at this point.

[see here for previous chain of posts for what this is about]

Apparently it was too late …

As you may have seen … I’ve been in an ongoing battle of sorts with Comcast lately.  Today I received a bill in the mail for ~$460.  I called to ask a question about my bill and navigated through the automated system, choosing options to get to billing.  I got someone on the phone and stated simply, “I would like to ask some questions regarding my most recent bill.”  He got my phone number and then said he’d have to transfer me to someone that could help me with that.  Then a lady answered the phone, I again stated that I had a question regarding my bill.  She said she would have to transfer me to someone that could help me with that after getting my phone number and confirming my identity.  I asked her what department was she with because I’d already been transferred.  She said something like she’s just first tier support or something like that, I had to ask her to speak up previously and she barely started speaking more loudly, so I was having trouble hearing her.  She then placed me on hold and transferred me … to an automated system asking me to put in my phone number.  So I hung up and dialed the number of the supervisor I had from earlier.  I got her voicemail and left a message asking her to call me back.  Then I called back in to 1-800-COMCAST.  I again navigated the automated system, choosing the options for billing, etc.  Another woman answered the phone and confirmed my identity, then said she’d have to transfer me to someone that could help me with that.  I told her that I needed to be transferred to an actual person and that I kept getting transferred.  I finally gave up on having faith in the ability to transfer me successfully and asked for her supervisor.  She said she would transfer me to a supervisor in billing.  I told her that wouldn’t work and I needed to speak with her supervisor.  He got on the phone and finally got me someone that could speak with me about my bill.

It turns out my account has not been credited as I had been promised nearly a week ago.  She was able to tell me that there were notes on my account from the supervisor that had called me back on Tuesday and left me her desk number.  The note said she hadn’t noticed the credit I told her I was supposed to be receiving and that she was investigating it further and planned to call me regarding it.  So I’m left waiting for her to call me back.  It is good that she’s attempting to be proactive about it, but it’s too little too late I’m afraid.  I told the person I was speaking with that I wanted to go ahead and cancel my phone and cable internet service.  You’ll never guess what she said … that’s right, I had to be transferred to someone that could help me with that.  Heh, I should have known that one was coming.

Anyhow, I got the two services cancelled, and I’m considering canceling the entire account.  I can use my AppleTV to get HD movies, and I can use Netflix/iTunes to get TV series when they hit DVD.  It’s beyond poor customer service now, and is well in the land of absurd.

Comcast … /sigh

On the upside, DSL has been installed.  Amazingly it has, so far at least, been nothing but a pleasant experience.  I called in to order it, no problems there (although that’s nothing special, they’re always GREAT at customer service when trying to sell you something).  The guy came out to install it in my house.  He was pleasant, and actually fun to talk to.  We had minor difficulties getting the activation program to run on my MacBook, but then we ran it on my PC and things went through quickly.  My router was acting up, likely because we’d been flipping it between computers and shutting it on and off so much, so I let him go before I had it working with my router.  Shortly after he left I got the router working and called into technical support to get some help with making it work with my DSL modem.  They had no problem with the fact I wanted to get it working with a router.  The phone support simply asked me for the model on my cable modem and the model on my router, and quickly guided me through the steps on both devices (yeah, he even knew every place I needed to click in my routers config) and things were working great.  I get the full bandwidth on it (luckily I’m near a central office apparently, which I didn’t know until the installation guy told me) and things have been smooth so far.

So, I’d have to say, two thumbs up for Verizon and their DSL service.  I’m even considering getting phone service from them now.  However, two thumbs down on Comcast.  They’re having trouble even keeping my cable TV account at the moment.

Too late or still in time …

So, you may remember my comments regarding Comcast, and my … dis-taste for their customer service.  A day or so ago, I received this comment from a representative of Comcast.  I was fairly impressed that my little blog drew their attention.

I decided to go ahead and respond to the email address that was provided in that comment, and within 15 minutes or so I had received a reply asking for more information about what could keep me as a customer.  I replied back, sharing my stories of things gone wrong throughout the life of my account with them.  That was yesterday.  Last night when I got home, I realized I had some voicemails on my home phone but didn’t get to check them.  Today, I received a phone call from a customer service supervisor with Comcast.  She said that she was contacting me regarding my corporate complaint and wanted to see if I had received her voicemails from the previous day, along with asking whether there was anything further she could do to resolve the issue.  It turns out the voicemails from the previous night were hers.  She had left me her office number, along with the office and cell phone number of a Network Engineer supervisor with Comcast.  She apologized for the experiences I’d had, and asked if there was anything further she could do in terms of help or compensation.  I told her I’d been told I would be receiving a one month credit to my service, so I was content in that regard.  Despite my distaste with the company, I’m not trying to “pull one over” on anyone.  I believe in being honest in regards to these things, so to me that means in terms of further compensation, it would be unfair.  Maybe I’m too nice, but I need to stick to my ideals.

It was definitely interesting.  On one side, it’s great that I somehow got the attention of such high level support (although I haven’t used it, but based on their eagerness to get the information to me, I’d say it’s likely not a joke).  On the other side, it’s too bad that a residential user of their service had to be bumped up to what seems to be a corporate/executive level of support.

So as the title states, I’m left wondering, is this too late, or have they changed my mind…

Darn you Google!

Yet another feature not available to their paying customers. /sigh

Update 6/13/08: They’ve now enabled this feature for my account.  Yay.

DSL Installation scheduled

And I’m looking into Direct TV / Dish Network.  Good-bye Comcast.  I can hardly wait.  At this point I don’t even care if it’s not a cost savings.  As long as it’s comparable, then any of my money that does not go to Comcast is a good thing.

I'm done with this moving thing …

Well, I’m done moving now pretty much. I still need to unpack some things, but I’m totally out of the old place and have turned in the keys for it, etc. It’s been both a good and a bad experience.

I had originally hired Starving Students to do the move for me. I had scheduled the move with them in March. The local office was supposed to call me about two weeks before the move in order to get the specifics, confirm the date & time, etc. Well, about 1 week before the move, I still hadn’t heard from them so I called the local office. They said I was in the system but had been canceled for some reason. “Luckily” they still had room for me on the day I had planned to move, so he went ahead and uncanceled me and proceeded to go over the pricing. Most of it was what I’d already been told. It would have a 2 hour minimum, 1 hour on top of that, $75/hr, and then he told me there’d also be a 9.5% charge on top of the total cost for fuel. The fuel charge really didn’t make sense to me. I just don’t understand why a percentage on the total move would be added for fuel. Makes no sense in my opinion.

Luckily, I had talked to a neighbor a night or so before and he told me about a company he was using, Kid Gloves Moving & Storage. He said they’d treated him well and worked really fast. I called them and scheduled my move. That was one, of few good decisions I made through-out the process I later learned. They were great. They had told me to be ready to let them start moving me by 8am. They arrived at 7:50am, took a quick look around the apartment and started taking action. It was 3 guys, and none of them stopped moving until everything was packed. They followed me over to the new place, took a quick look at the inside, and then they started moving me in. They were finished moving me by 9:45am. That’s just shy of 2 hours for a cross-town move. No walls were touched, no items were broken, they were extremely professional.

The only hitch in the actual move itself was that the box spring for my bed couldn’t fit upstairs. So for the past week I’ve been trying different remedies. For the first couple of nights I just put the mattress on the floor. Then I had some slats cut for the bed, but they were constantly falling out (which can be quite loud on a hardwood floor). Then finally I found a bed store close by that was able to sell me a split-queen box spring. So tonight, basically a week after moving, I will finally be sleeping in a real bed. I’m pretty excited about that.

Until Friday (2 days ago), I was unable to get WiFi up in my new home. I’ve determined that Comcast is perfect example of how evil corporations can become in this country. When the technician came out to my house to do the “install” he was rushing everything. He also had obviously not been told anything about why he was at my home. I had all of my equipment, it was just a transfer of service. I even had everything hooked up, all he should have really needed to do is “flip the switch” that gave my home service, and then verify that everything worked. Well, in his impatience, he decided to swap my cable modem, because the one I already had was taking too long to sync up (he gave it all of about 1 minute max). Well, he swapped it out, we finally got it to sync, and plugged it into my Macbook, and with a little playing around, it was able to surf the web. Shortly after he left. I figured it would be no problem to then get it working with my wireless router. After all, I’m a pretty resourceful guy when it comes to “computer stuff” and all that. Well, my router couldn’t pull an IP off the cable modem. So for the past week I have had to take my laptop over to my cable modem and plug it in directly whenever I wanted on the internet for something (pretty much all the time). I tried all sorts of things, powering everything down, bringing it up one device at a time, making sure things were powered off for the “10 count”, all the typical trouble shooting stuff including making sure my router was cloning my Macbook’s MAC address.

Well, Friday night, I’d had enough. Thursday before I went to bed I had unplugged and powered off every device. When I came home Friday, I slowly turned on each device, giving each device some time to “boot” before bringing the next item on. It still wouldn’t pull an IP. So I called customer service. Ugh, I’m still so flustered from the experience that I don’t think I can explain it all here. Basically, I ended up having to call in 6 times before I finally was able to talk to a supervisor. No one was able to help me. While on the phone all night with them, it magically started working somehow. I have no idea what finally allowed it to happen

Basically, I’ve asked them to credit my account for 1 months worth of service (roughly $200) and I intend to seek out services to replace all things I’m currently paying Comcast for. I’ve had nothing but poor experiences with them for the past year, and I pay them way too much money each month to put up with it. I imagine I’ll just be outright canceling my home phone service, and I’m going to see if I can get DSL to replace the cable modem. As for television, FiOS isn’t offered in my area yet, so I may try to check out some of the Dish Network-ish type providers and see if I can replace them there as well. I just see no need to be paying so much money per month for what can’t even be called sub-standard customer support. It disgusts me.

U-Haul has awful customer service

Pretty mad about my whole experience with U-Haul at the moment. So I’ll simply show the letter I am sending to their contact forms and mailing off as soon as I can locate their corporate office address:

In short, your customer service is horrible.

On Sunday, March 25th, I placed an order/reservation on your website for 1 17′ Truck, 1 dolly, 1 hand truck, 10 small boxes, 10 medium boxes, and 10 large boxes. Later that afternoon I received a call from a local U-Haul. The lady on the phone confirmed my truck reservation date and pick up time. I asked her if she knew how I would go about getting my boxes. She said, “the internet orders, I don’t know. We don’t know how that works.” I sort of chuckled to myself, remembering my customer service training where I was taught that “I don’t know” is never an acceptable response to a customer, but simply said, “ok,” figuring I could call the toll-free number on my internet receipt and get things straightened out. So today, March 27th, I call the 888 number located on the bottom of my receipt. They tell me that they didn’t have any record of my order for boxes, but if I took in my internet print-out, I could pick them up at any local U-Haul location. So I went to do just that. I figured I would go to the location that had confirmed my truck reservation.

I arrive at the storefront and track down someone to help me (the store was completely empty). She tells me that she’s not sure, but seems to be willing to help out. So she calls, as best as I can tell, the regional office, I later heard her refer to it as “Traffic.” She does this on the speakerphone. The lady on the phone tells her to allow me to pick up my boxes, and they hang up. Then she calls the number right back and says she didn’t understand how that would work. Since I wasn’t giving her money, it would look like 30 boxes had disappeared from her inventory. That made sense to me, at least to ask the question. The lady on the phone says that she had asked someone else in the office and they said the same thing. The lady in the store asked if she could speak to a supervisor, but they had all gone home. The lady in the store calls another number and speaks to someone else who tells her my card hadn’t been charged, but they didn’t exchange any reference numbers or anything, the guy she was speaking to knew nothing about my specific order, and I was standing there with a sheet of paper that showed the dollar amounts and showed an amount that it said would be billed to my card. She tells me to get anything further done I’ll need to call 1-800-GO-UHAUL. So I left to do that from my car.

While sitting in my car, on hold waiting for a representative, a gentleman comes out of the storefront and tells me that in the store they would like to speak to me on a conference call. So I go back in and am put on the phone with what I later find out is the 888 number at the bottom of my receipt. She looks up my reference number and says she has no record of the boxes. I asked her, “Well I’m standing here with a piece of paper that shows the whole order, so what do I need to do?” Her response was, “I’ve done my job.” I almost lost it. If I had not been in your storefront I can assure you, that she would have had a new orifice by the time I was done with her. I asked to speak to a supervisor, she said she was the supervisor. I told her that I wanted to speak with a manager or someone above her and she said that would not be possible. I told her that just won’t work and that I was getting led in circles and that something needed to be done to straighten this situation out, and that I couldn’t believe this was all going on. She responded, “I’m sorry you feel that way.”

So I leave the store again to call the number on my print-out. It’s the same lady from the paragraph above. I told her to transfer me to someone that could do something to help me. I’m assuming at this point that she transferred me to 1-800-GO-UHAUL. I get a representative on the phone and tell him that “I am having trouble with an order/reservation and that I’m having a very bad experience with Customer Service.” I explain the story up to the present with him and he tells me I need to speak with the regional office first. I ask for his supervisor and he says I need to go through the chain of command. I told him with all the circles I had been put through that that was ridiculous. We finally argue down to the point that I asked him for the number because he said he couldn’t transfer me to the number (funny since he later transferred me to a different number). Once he’s given me the number I realize it is the same 888 number that was on my printout. He sort of stops and places me on hold for a minute or two. Then comes back but doesn’t say anything, as I can hear the other customer service rep’s trying to get what I assume are other customers to also call the regional office. Then I hear the phone go back to being on hold for another minute or so. Then he comes back on the line and says he’ll transfer me to someone who can assist me.

I get on the phone with that person and they tell me that my card hasn’t been charged and that I would need to go into the U-Haul store and purchase the boxes. At that point I was just livid. I couldn’t even take it anymore. I had been standing in the parking lot of one of your storefronts for 45-60 minutes and I’d had enough. So I went back in the store and purchased the boxes, figuring that if I later see a charge from you on my credit card I’ll demand a refund or dispute the charge and file a charge-back.

I have most definitely had bad customer service experiences in the past, and I’m certain that I’ll have more in the future, but I cannot recall another time where within a confined time period I had the same business tell me:
- I don’t know
- I’ve done my job
- There’s nothing more I can do
- You’ll have to talk to so-and-so at this number, and no I can’t transfer you

This is completely insane. I can’t wait for my move to be over, I only wish I could say it was out of excitement for the move. Unfortunately at this point, it is largely so I can put behind me having to deal with such poor customer service. As I’ve said, in my training through the years I’ve learned that “I don’t know” is not an acceptable response, and that displeased customers are more likely to tell a larger number of people about their poor experience then a customer which had a good experience. I can assure you, that I will gladly explain my experience to anyone I have the opportunity to, and give them detailed reasons as to why they should NOT use U-Haul. At this point I am hoping that I can locate another truck company and cancel my U-Haul reservation. There is NO excuse for me to have had this experience.

Update: Well, I received a call from the local U-Haul manager today (for the store I had visited).  She apologized in all kinds of ways for my experience, but didn’t seem to know the answer to my original question either (whether I should have been able to just pick up my boxes, or they were being shipped to me).  She did give me her name and told me when she would be in over the next week or so, and told me that if I was double charged or needed something further, that I should give her a call.

When I got home this evening, I had 2 boxes full of boxes waiting for me.  It turns out my card had been charged and they had shipped them to me.  This is a great service for moving, but frustrating that at all levels of Customer Service I spoke to, no one knew this was how the operation worked, and not only did they not know, bust some INSISTED that my card had not been charged and I needed to still purchase the boxes.

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be able to speak with the manager again and if I can have it “my way,” I’ll go for taking the shipped boxes and my receipt from yesterday in and have them just refund yesterdays purchase.  If that or something really close to it doesn’t happen … well, you can expect another rant here I imagine.