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	<title>mattwalters.net &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Time for some fun</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2008/06/18/time-for-some-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day I want to be involved in the making of something like this, heh:

Somewhat reminds me of this.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One day I want to be involved in the making of something like this, heh:</p>
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<p>Somewhat <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMuRWRqpQXQ" target="_blank">reminds me of this</a>.</p>
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		<title>Flight of the Conchords</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2008/04/07/flight-of-the-conchords/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have found these to be hilarious, to see more, check out YouTube.

I&#8217;d highly recommend checking out: If You&#8217;re Into It (not really safe for work), and Selo Tape.
I&#8217;ll try to update on some other stuff, but for now I just thought I&#8217;d share this :)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have found these to be hilarious, to see more, <a title="Flight of the Conchords on YouTube" href="http://youtube.com/results?search_query=flight+of+the+conchords&amp;search_type=" target="_blank">check out YouTube</a>.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;d highly recommend checking out: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">If You&#8217;re Into It</a> (not really safe for work), and <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=fycGFGSeKpc" target="_blank">Selo Tape</a>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try to update on some other stuff, but for now I just thought I&#8217;d share this :)</p>
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		<title>8 habits / facts</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/07/25/8-habits-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Jason decided to tag me
&#8220;list eight habits or facts about yourself, then tag eight more people.&#8221;

I walk to work every day.  I also usually walk somewhere for lunch as well for probably a total of 2 miles spent walking per day just to get to work, get lunch, and go home (I&#8217;m proud of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jsnotes.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Jason</a> decided to <a href="http://jsnotes.blogspot.com/2007/07/tag-im-it.html" target="_blank">tag me</a></p>
<p>&#8220;list eight habits or facts about yourself, then tag eight more people.&#8221;</p>
<ol>
<li>I walk to work every day.  I also usually walk somewhere for lunch as well for probably a total of 2 miles spent walking per day just to get to work, get lunch, and go home (I&#8217;m proud of it).</li>
<li>I just got my first apartment/home of my own (no more roomies) this year, I&#8217;m 28.</li>
<li>I love eating croutons.  Forget the salad, just give me the croutons.</li>
<li>In middle school, during our version of &#8220;home room&#8221; the teachers let me &#8220;tour&#8221; around to the other homerooms to perform magic shows.  I had a table/carrying case for all my tricks that my dad built, and I actually was pretty good at it.  I still have some of my tricks and pull them out at random times for friends.  If you don&#8217;t believe this, ask <a href="http://jeremyweiland.com/" target="_blank">Jeremy</a>, I did a performance for his home room.</li>
<li>I was born in Fredericksburg, but was living in King George (30 mins outside of Fredericksburg) before I was even a year old.  I grew up in King George, but briefly went to school in Spotsylvania (where I met Jason).  Like Jason, I always just tell people I&#8217;m from Fredericksburg.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m totally addicted to gadgets.  Small list of some of them: MacBook, iPod, iPhone, AppleTV, Nintendo Wii, multiple digital cameras from low to high-end.  I bought many of them when they first came out.</li>
<li>I don&#8217;t go out enough on the nights/weekends (let&#8217;s get a beer sometime Jason!)</li>
<li>I rarely respond to meme&#8217;s, but I figured if Jason was doing it, then all the cool kids were doing it, and I didn&#8217;t want to feel left out.</li>
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<p>I&#8217;m going to fail on tagging 8 people, but I will tag a couple and see if they decide to respond:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://doiexist.com/" target="_blank">Pat</a></li>
<li><a href="http://jeremyweiland.com/" target="_blank">Jeremy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://blog.jimvanfleet.com/" target="_blank">Jim</a></li>
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		<title>Swear Jar</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/06/06/swear-jar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Two guys, one guitar</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/06/05/two-guys-one-guitar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Funny stuff, heh.
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Funny stuff, heh.</p>
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		<title>My language is better then yours &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/05/22/my-language-is-better-then-yours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 02:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Fair warning, if you aren&#8217;t a nerd, you might want to skip this post)
Are we (programmers, developers, engineers) still really having these debates?  Give me a break.  Java vs. .NET, Java vs. PHP, .NET vs. PHP, now Ruby on Rails vs. PHP.
The other day, Jeremy, sent me these.  They&#8217;re a series of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Fair warning, if you aren&#8217;t a nerd, you might want to skip this post)</p>
<p>Are we (programmers, developers, engineers) still really having these debates?  Give me a break.  Java vs. .NET, Java vs. PHP, .NET vs. PHP, now Ruby on Rails vs. PHP.</p>
<p>The other day, <a href="http://blog.6thdensity.net/" target="_blank">Jeremy</a>, <a href="http://www.railsenvy.com/2007/5/15/hi-i-m-ruby-on-rails-part-2" target="_blank">sent</a> <a href="http://www.railsenvy.com/2007/5/16/hi-i-m-ruby-on-rails-part-3" target="_blank">me</a> <a href="http://www.railsenvy.com/2007/5/21/hi-i-m-ruby-on-rails-part-4" target="_blank">these</a>.  They&#8217;re a series of videos created by Ruby on Rails fans, basically comparing PHP vs. Rails.  I watched the videos and told Jeremy something along the lines of, &#8220;they&#8217;re funny, but they&#8217;re not really a valid comparison of the languages.&#8221;  I&#8217;ll be honest, I&#8217;m too lazy to look up his initial response, but at some point he told me, &#8220;they&#8217;re entirely valid comparisons.&#8221;</p>
<p>My main point was that if you only compare based on what the video&#8217;s show, PHP is capable of doing everything Rails is, although the videos, if you knew nothing about the two languages, would lead you to believe that wasn&#8217;t the case.  I conceded the point that at least to some extent, Rails would win when it comes to Migrations.  But even that, you can mimic in some way for PHP, but it might not be QUITE as easily done.  You can, without much trouble in fact, abstract your database from your code, you can do MVC,  you can do OOP (in fact PHP5 has greatly extended OOP in PHP).</p>
<p>Then I allowed myself to be pulled into the language vs. language debate (although he will most likely claim that somehow we weren&#8217;t having a language vs. language debate).  It was all quite silly &#8230; on both sides if I&#8217;m being entirely honest.</p>
<p>I like the fact that PHP will let me put together a quick script without having to go through MVC/OOP/etc etc if that&#8217;s all I want to do.  I like that it doesn&#8217;t make assumptions about how I&#8217;m going to set things up, I also like that if I want to get very structured, or even apply a framework, I can.  He believes that the fact that Rails forces (force is my word, he would most likely say it just makes a certain way so easy why would you choose another) you into a structure is a plus for the language/framework.  He even went on to say/imply that a language that didn&#8217;t force that was inferior.</p>
<p>Some of the silliness came in to play later.  For instance I think some of the helpers and whatnot available in Rails, while lowering the entrance barrier for new programmers, also create lazy programmers that don&#8217;t actually know how things are actually being done, or why it is being done that way.  It was silly because earlier in the discussion I had argued that just because PHP allows sloppy code to be written, doesn&#8217;t mean the language is at fault, the programmer is at fault.  I still don&#8217;t really back off of either of my points, I guess that line is just a little fuzzy for me.  But I will admit that I could see how me arguing it one direction in one instance then flipping could be seen as odd.</p>
<p>Then later he made the comment that one of the problems in our discussions was we were comparing PHP (the language) to Rails (a framework).  That being silly because everything up to that point, and past that point was and continued to be comparing PHP to Rails.  Somewhere along the lines I asked if we were comparing PHP to Ruby or PHP to Ruby on Rails.  Because if we were comparing PHP to Ruby, the videos were just nonsense.  If we were comparing to Rails then we&#8217;d need to introduce Cake or Code Igniter on the PHP side, which would again make the videos invalid.  He, in some fashion, agreed.  Not sure why we continued from there, but we did.</p>
<p>He argued that the great thing about working within the framework and doing things the easiest/forced way was good for when picking up projects from others.  My opinion is, you can easily setup standards and processes to create maintainable code within your organization regardless of your chosen language.  So that leaves us with having to deal with picking up projects from outside developers.  If you think that enough development firms are going to pick up one language so that when acquiring projects from another development firm that it will be easier because it&#8217;s written in your language, you&#8217;re living in a dream world.</p>
<p>Somewhere he brought up that he thinks PHP programmers are eventually going to go the way of the mainframe programmer, using COBOL as an example.  Honestly, one day, that will probably be the case, but good grief that is a premature statement.  There are organizations that would label PHP as cutting edge (I wouldn&#8217;t agree, but regardless, me myself and I are not the majority), not to mention the large number of large sites running PHP (Wikipedia, Digg, Facebook just to name a few), and Yahoo&#8217;s involvement in the community.  I would say PHP is still growing, if not exploding.  It&#8217;s hardly the time to be making funeral arrangements.</p>
<p>So anyhow, I think I&#8217;m done ranting about this, but needed to throw it out there.  Just to be clear, I think Ruby and Ruby on Rails are great.  I consider them powerful tools for development and have not and will not ever consider someone silly for wanting to learn them, nor will I think that my tool-set (PHP + framework or no framework) are somehow superior. I know the language vs. language debate is not going to end here and now.  It never will.  But, GAH!  I&#8217;m sick of it.  Use what you want to use.  User experience is what ultimately matters and they&#8217;re all capable of providing similar if not exactly alike experiences.  Anyone who disagrees with that needs to come out of their cave.</p>
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		<title>Too cute</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/03/30/too-cute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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This is cute beyond belief:


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree <a href="http://blog.6thdensity.net/?p=661">Jeremy</a></p>
<blockquote><p>This is cute beyond belief:</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Drivers License &#8220;Prank&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/02/17/drivers-license-prank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 23:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had heard about this but not actually seen the videos.  Then Jeremy told me that he thinks a guy we went to school with (middle/high) was one of the guys from the video so I found the videos and watched them.  Sure enough, I did go to school with one of them, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had heard about this but not actually seen the videos.  Then Jeremy told me that he thinks a guy we went to school with (middle/high) was one of the guys from the video so I found the videos and watched them.  Sure enough, I did go to school with one of them, heh.  I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s funny or sad.  Anyhow, if you haven&#8217;t seen the video&#8217;s, they&#8217;re below for your viewing pleasure:</p>
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<p>I live less then a mile from the DMV they did this at (it&#8217;s like the main DMV office not one of those service centers).  I can&#8217;t believe they let them get away with it.</p>
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		<title>I found this funny</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2007/02/14/i-found-this-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 23:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>JibJab Year in Review</title>
		<link>http://mattwalters.net/2006/12/13/jibjab-year-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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<div><a href='http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/331620/jokeid/88555'>Nuckin&#8217; Futs - The JibJab Year in Review</a> | <a href='http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox_sendtofriend.aspx?id=331620&#038;jokeid=88555'>Send To Friends</a> | <a href='http://www.jibjab.com/'>Funny Animations at JibJab</a></div>
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